August 2010
WE ALL LOVE VICE GANDA. :">
Jhong: DING DONG.. Vice! Paki bukas nga yung pinto, please?
Vice: Hindi ko mabubuksan yan!
Jhong: Baket?
Vice: Hindi naten bahay yan.. mahirap lang tayo, wala tayong doorbell.
Jhong: ah ganun ba.. *TOK TOK* VICE! BUKSAN MO NGA TONG PINTO.
Vice: Hindi ko mabubuksan yan! Sira pinto naten! Dun ka sa bintana dumaan! BAHALA KA.
Jhong: Sige na Viiiiiice. Cutie pieeee? :">
Vice: Hmmm.. Osige na nga, sabihin mo munang...maganda ako. :">
Jhong: Ba't ko sasabihin yon?
Vice: Eh kasi yun yung password. :">
Jhong: Ang ganda mo.. papasukin mo na ko.
Vice: Osige, pasok na.
Jhong: *tulak si vice* HOY!
Vice: ARAY. BAKET?!
Jhong: Yung anak daw naten, hindi pumapasok!
Vice: eh kasi... bakasyon.
Jhong: Eh hindi! Absent daw eh.
Vice: Pano naman sya papasok, bakasyon nga eh!
Jhong: Ah ganun ba. Eh nakakasagot ba sya?
Vice: Pano sya sasagot eh absent nga. Pwede ba yun. Naitetext na pala ang recitation ngayon.
Jhong: Eh anung kukunin nyang kurso?
Vice: Medicine..
Jhong: Ah, gusto nya maging doctor?
Vice: HINDE. GUSTO NYA MAGING GAMOT. Kaya nya gusto kunin ang medicine kasi gusto nya maging gamot. MALAMANG DOCTOR DIBA. JUSKO.
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MARRIAGE
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed...
Saddest text message I read today.
10pm
Girl: babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: alright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: you're drinking again?
Boy: don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: okay, I'll be waiting.
hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time.
The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls.
He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained.
1am
The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.
Brother: someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
